MUFC Ltd had the worst disciplinary record in the Conference South last season: 107 yellow cards, 9 red cards, 2 reports and 526 points. Staines Town were, apparently, a distant second (484 points).
The Board's 'bit of a debrief', following relegation, contained the following line:
"There was unanimity that ill-discipline and lack of fitness had cost the Club dear"
Derek Duncan - a left-sided player formerly of W@nky Wanderers and, most recently, champions Woking - is one.
The other is David Pratt; a striker from Basingstoke Town.
Pratt's claim to fame?
Why don't we re-sign Luke Evans, Jamie Jarvis, and Craig O'Connor, while we're at it?!
In all seriousness, anyone fancy a wager as to whether our 'hard-working' new striker will score more than centre-half Vernon Pratt did, when he top scored - with, I think, 11 goals - in the 1994/95 season?