Lucky there's a Family Club...

At football today, all you hear

Is foul language from blokes who have smuggled in beer

But where are those joyless regulations

Which the Yes Men all love?

Lucky there's a Family Club!

Lucky there's a club where, the players never ever swear

And you will get a flyer from a Honey Pot scrub

There's...

A...

Fam-ily...

Clubbbbbb!!!