A veritable horde of Maidenhead fans on the 07:32 train to Reading; topics of conversation on our journey northwards included the ticket inspector's resemblance to Ade Edmondson, the Saudi takeover of NUFC, favourite Belle & Sebastian songs (Craig's vote for #1 goes to the title track of their second EP), and a long-overdue chant for Alan Massey
Let's get the football out of the way early: the Magpies' performance at Moss Lane was rank and easily bested by a decent (if nothing special) side that we mightn't be playing again next season unless Dev quickly strengthens a squad severely lacking (1) midfield creativity and (2) forwards capable of providing a reliable goal threat
The Jolly Crofter (we changed trains at Stockport, which reminded me - not in a good way - of Chemnitz) was the first of several pre-match watering holes: Pi (some brilliantly-named ABC beers; discussion re 'Berks & Bucks towns as Premier League football clubs'), Jack in the Box ("another place more suited to a meal with the wife and the kids, rather than an away day with lads"), the Cheshire Tap (pints of Beartown - if not, sadly, Crème Bearlee - in an establishment that resembled an actual pub!), and Costello's Bar (group photo time)
RANK performance from the Magpies! Did I mention that already? OK, as you were ...
I wanted to go into Roy's Sports Bar, obvs., after expensive post-match pints on the Alty Bell End, but, following a supermarket sweep in Tesco Extra (better than recent efforts, especially as there was almost too much choice), we took the more sensible decision to whet our pre-departure whistles in the Station Hotel (carryout stashed behind the bar, as insisted upon by the door staff)
Not immediately evident to us - as I was bombarded with photos of beautiful beaches by members of the Egypt tourist board, and shared After Eights (straws, not squares) with fellow passengers Loughborough Jess (*not* the woman pictured, above, frightening Murdo) and Shai with an 'i' - that the train we were on from Stockport was running late; so much so that we would miss our connection at Reading
Clubbing together for an Uber ride might've been a good idea at this point but the choices considered were (A) stay put and wait more than an hour for the next Maidenhead stopper, (B) get a train - past York Road - for a connection at Slough, or (C) hit the town
Hit the town (i.e. Revolucion de Cuba) was the correct answer, or so Shay with a 'y' and I thought at the time; Craig and TWS - if not Macleod (M) - opted for (B)
Another good day out tainted by 90 minutes of football, then? Not so much. (Hey ho, at least Sutton United won we got to catch up with N.O'G., at the ground, for the first time since Halesowen.)
My next Maidenhead away game will probably be our midweek trip to Southend in late November; here's hoping that (1) any new manager bounce for them subsides in the meantime and (2) Sam Barratt and Emile Acquah can produce the goods - stop laughing at the back! - against their former club
One thing I noticed today, whilst writing the latest blog post, is that our last two results - 3-2 defeat at home to King's Lynn; 0-0 at Yeovil - have been exactly the same as the corresponding fixtures from 2020/21. Best lump on 2-0 to Altrincham then, ahead of Saturday. 😕
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