However, the bottom line is that we're now staring relegation in the face and are odds on to start next season in the Southern League, where he found us. (As Hayes & Yeading - his former club, sort of; in all likelihood still in the Conference South - make themselves at home on the Bell End every other week.)
It's high time for a few home truths, IMO, bearing in mind six successive defeats (five at home, all to last-minute goals, with the other loss being a 6-1 hammering at Bromley) and the usual guff in the local rag ...
"I'm a manager that's not used to failure"
"In my opinion I've not done a lot wrong"
That man talks bollocks.
"The real Maidenhead United supporters"
That man talks bollocks.
"Injuries have cost us"
That man talks bollocks.
"A win changes everything"
That man talks bollocks.
"We need to win games soon because if we don't it will be too late"
No sh!t, Sherlock.
"We're looking at the sky and thinking what's going on?"
That man talks bollocks.
"They (Eastbourne) were begging for the final whistle near the end"
That man talks bollocks.
"We murdered them really"
That man talks bollocks.
"(I) can't remember a run like this"
That man talks bollocks.
"People say you make your own luck but that's a lot of rubbish because it's been much worse than that for us"
That man talks bollocks.
"The great escape is still on"
Fingers crossed!
M.U.F.F.
P.S. Anyone wondering about the blog post title obviously missed 'Inside Boodles' on Channel 4 last Sunday. (PG didn't say much anything, TBF, and was eclipsed by UL's sunshine yellow dress.)