"As for Maidenhead, the conga (which was amusing) aside, quite a strange bunch really – some the oddest chants I've ever heard at a football match" ~ localboy86, Amber Planet forum, 26th April 2015

Monday 14 October 2024

Away Day Diary: Taunton Town 1-1 Maidenhead United (12/10/24)

This FA Cup draw (as in the balls out of the bag, not the result on Saturday) seemed like a good one  "cracking," wrote Macleod (M), "except for my wallet and liver" (the Magpies would play their fourth away game in five Saturdays, and we'd journeyed up and stayed over in Solihull for Steve H's 60th birthday party after the home defeat to Halifax)  but the timing wasn't the best; as I met with Macleod (M) for the walk to the station ahead of the 08:30 train, I felt concerned there was 'After the Lord Mayor's show' potential, further to last week's win at Southend ("arguably our best/ most satisfying away day in the National League"), plus we were both rather tired after spending Friday night with Macleods (C + P) and Willie T. in Oxford trying to find a car parking space watching the mighty Goldie Lookin Chain at The Bullingdon on their 20th-anniversary tour ("Youknowsit, clart")

Ale House for pre-11 o'clock pints (meh) and cooked breakfasts in the sunshine, as Macleod (M), TWS, Chris Chad., CB, and I were joined – in due course, and one-by-one – by Somerset Mag aka JJ McClure, Cornwall Mag, and Chris Rad.; then across the road (literally) to meet with the Batemans in the otherwise deserted Plough Inn, where Chris Chad. showcased his musical prowess by playing the riff from 'Mundian to Bach Ke' on the piano, Cornwall Mag was the Trivial Pursuit quizmaster ("Port of Spain!"), and some of us debated the topic of underrated bands (with nominations for Talk Talk, Oasis [!] and Bloc Party)

Unfavourable first impression of the Coal Orchard due to a sizeable shattered pane of glass in the front door, but it was only £2.60 a pint, while Macleod (M) appreciated the art deco style and TWS enjoyed a go on the pinball machine; I was similarly pleased to get seated out the back of the Wetherspoons, overlooking St Mary Magdalene Church, in – more-or-less – the same spot as when the wife and I had stopped off here, en route to Cornwall on holiday, ten years previous

Nsegregation and seemingly only two working turnstiles meant there was a lengthy queue at the Cygnet Health Care Stadium; whilst waiting impatiently, I discovered that it was – somewhat bizarrely – a Bristol City fan whom Neil had captured standing on the barriers in celebration after Reece Smith's winner at Boston

Tannoy announcement that flags should not cover the advertising hoardings prompted Macleod (M) to pull one end of the Union flag back by millimetres and immediately preceded the dominant if largely toothless Magpies opening the scoring when the Taunton goalie – who we would later chat with, briefly, in the town centre – failed to keep out Smith's 39th-minute effort; MUFC continued its ultimately-ineffectual control of proceedings until well into the second half but was unable to kill the game off, and, after the Peacocks had equalised following a long throw that neither Craig Ross nor his defenders dealt with, the hitherto passive home side and crowd belatedly came to life and justifiably sensed a come-from-behind Cup upset

One-all was the final score, though, thanks to a noteworthy double triple save from Ross, so as the travelling horde hit Wetherspoons again for more sub-two-quid pints, we were left to ponder a Tuesday night replay with an increased awareness of the U.S. sports adage about "kissing your sister"; TWS won big (ish) on an appropriately-named horse in the 17:27 at Chantilly, meaning that someone, at least, had something to celebrate

Nine-minutes-and-fifty-three-seconds-long post-match whinge by the Slough Town player-manager, who blocked me on Twitter after I quote-tweeted the video with an additional link to a Boney M song; similarly cranky was the woman in our carriage (Nb. not a quiet one) who complained about us playing  not particularly loudly, in our defence  songs from the MUFC jukebox (new entry: 'Every Little Thing She Does is Magic') because she'd "had a bad day" ... prompting someone to put on Daniel Powter! (Bad day? Nah, but by no means a great one.)

(Match highlights)


Monday 7 October 2024

Away Day Diary: Southend United 0-2 Maidenhead United (05/10/24)

Since the Tamworth debacle and then an undeserved defeat at home to Halifax, the Magpies had rebounded impressively to take six much-needed points from league games vs Ebbsfleet and at Boston, which had lifted Berkshire's finest out of the relegation zone and set us up rather nicely ahead of a first Saturday visit to Roots Hall (especially as the Shrimpers had lost 3-1 in their two previous home matches, sandwiching a 1-1 draw  thanks to a very late equaliser  at Wealdstone); as such, there was some degree of hope and excitement as Macleod (M) and I walked to the station, where we met with the Batemans (x3) ahead of the 08:30 Lizzy line train

Options – after discussing Illan Meslier's extraordinary gaffe for Leeds at Sunderland, Boys Wonder's comeback gig at the Temple of Art and Music in Elephant & Castle, and Gent fans throwing various items at LB and others at Stamford Bridge on Thursday night – included staying on until Liverpool Street or changing at Bond Street to get the Greater Anglia train from Stratford; we went for the latter, and, after failing to identify the blue and yellow replica shirt with a predominantly green club badge worn by a match-going fan who boarded the Norwich-bound train before ours (any ideas?), arrived into Southend Victoria slightly ahead of schedule ... fruitlessly, as it happens, as the Olde Trout Tavern wasn't open

Ultimately, though, it was for the best, as coffees, Coral lager and other local delicacies (including pastel de nata) in Monte's Madeiran café went down a treat before we met with the birthday boy (Kev B) et al. in the Wetherspoons for £2.63 pints of Plum Porter; then to the pier – the longest in the world – for more beers (overpriced), photos with LB's flag and of turnstones in the sunshine, and another train ride

The bus to the ground was cancelled (not an uncommon occurrence, apparently), so Macleod (M) and I walked to Roots Hall via Greggs (helping to account, according to my Garmin watch, for over 15 miles worth of steps on the day); 24 quid for a ticket  the cost rising, without much/ any warning from either club, by £2 on match day  took the f**kin' piss and further highlighted the ridiculousness of that ground hopper fella on Twitter who recently singled out the prices at York Road for criticism

Head of Lokko put us ahead after 13 minutes, and we should've been more than one up at the interval: Smith dallied when we had an overload on a breakaway; McCoulsky nodded wide when well-positioned; there was one off the line (that looked like it might've been over  Flashscore thought it was); and Pettit was blatantly manhandled in the box as a corner came in ("We always get shit refs") – they were there for the taking, but the next goal would be crucial ...

Early pressure from Kevin Maher's boys in the second half, but Owen Cochrane (impressive overall) did well to clear off the line, and after man-of-the-match Kevin Lokko doubled the lead with another header from another Nathan Ferguson set piece, we managed to keep a mediocre home side at arm's length with relative ease; the 101 away fans (including legendary ex-Magpies Paul Dadson and Sean Marks) lustily serenaded ex-Shrimpers Ferguson (impressive overall; Wealdstone could probably do with him back), Shawn McCoulsky (who had fallen over in the second half when it seemed easier to stay on his feet and score), Sam Barratt (one of only two used subs  why doesn't Dev make more, if only to waste clock as other clubs have done and will do to us?), and Emile Acquah (a goalscorer for Barrow vs Cheltenham) as time wound down on arguably our most satisfying away win in the National League (which, TBF, is saying something)

Next Saturday's trip to Taunton in the FA Cup, the reopening of Ashley Down railway station in Bristol, and The Cannonball Run – specifically someone (make yourself known if you're reading) going as Captain Chaos for #FDXXI at Gateshead – were topics of conversation as we munched on carbs from the chippy opposite and supped decent ales, including a fruit sour from Vault City, at West Road Tap (despite some knobhead moaning – albeit not within my earshot – that it was "home fans only"); a debate about our favourite crisps over more decent beers, including another Vault City fruit sour (this one even better), in Mile and A Third after a ten-minute or so walk past several Indian restaurants, at least two more Madeiran establishments, and (Bobby) Behzadi's Barbers

Discussion in the (micro) pubs and on the non-delayed journey home, soundtracked by the MUFC jukebox playlist on Spotify, was dominated by the question of whether this really was our best/ most satisfying away day in the National League (so far); with all due respect to the legendary pre-Christmas win at Hartlepool in 2017, beating champions-elect Leyton Orient at their place in February 2019, etc., and despite this being the weakest Southend side we've played, I think it might be